I've been here for 3 days drinking this

A bird on the head is worth 2 in a bush

Flamin' donkey

that rain fairly flooded my field last night

want a match?

one to look at while your eating your dinner

future chairman of the board

locked up for the night

Aint nuthin gonna stop gettin my food

Guiness is good purr you

what if he had said put your head in the oven